Saturday, August 22, 2009

Girl of my dreamssss......:)

hey people...hows it going out there?i had a pretty exciting day today.....i discovered a new breed of females....females i have only heard about but have never rily had d pleasure of meeting....d kind of girl every guy likes but rarely ever have...today...**sigh**...(i need a moment plss..............ok im gud) i meet d girl who offers sex on d 1st day.

it was a pretty interesting experience....not wat i had imagined or thot of(4 d record...i have always imagined this day....n how i would act all smooth n fly n shit...lool).anywayz i had gone downtown to go luk @ som shoes i have bin scoopin 4 a while.i went to go n do a quick price check...to see if der was any sale goin on(yea...im that cheap).so i go to d bus-stop to check when my bus was comin...n i see 30mins.....fuck.so...as i sat down to wait 4 my bus.....this girl walks rite pass me...tack top....shorts....lovely skin...sexy ass body....**shivers** anywayz i carry my eyes away..."nothin 4 u der buddy....lets move along...u got a girl @ home..." hi.i turned,kinda suprised....n der she was....smilin @ me.i smile back n say hi."fuck luk @ this girll mehnnn....i wuld do som nasty....behave urslf alfred...wat is wrong wit u?nw concentrate on wat d babe is sayin"...she asks me 4 d time....i tell her...im expectin her to go away so tat i cn continue imaginin all d tins i culd do to her....den she talks again.r u serious??anywayz she strts talkin abot d weather....n abot d summer...n hw borin it was bla bla bla....to b honest...i didnt give a fuck...i was jus lukin @ her...top to bottom.."luk @ those thighs....girl if i had met u 8months ago..." (dnt luk @ me lyk that...ur boyfriend is worse than me...probably thinks about som other girl while he is kissing u)

anywayz her questions get more personal...she asks me if i have a girlfriend...to which i said yes....den....d most unexpected tin happened.she smiled @ me....n asked..."so...do u hav sex with a girl u jus met?" r u fuckin kindin me?? a girl offerin me...sex???loool.il b honest with u...i have neva....ok jus 1ce in my life....but i have NEVER bin offered pussy in my 20yrs on this earth...n now...she was jus givin it to me...free of charge??FUUCCKKK!!!! "say somtin u idiot!!!" i smile @ her....n tell her..well...not rily...im kinda picky..yea right...sigh.lorddd y is life so complicated???y do u test me like this???anywayz she tells me she its a damn shame...n that it was nice meetin me....n all that other formal shit...n walks away.i so badly wanted to call her back...to take up her offer...i mean...who would know??but i didnt...

i am supposed to feel good about myslf rite? so y do i feel like a fuckin idiot??!!

6 comments:

  1. lmao!
    u shuldnt feel bad!
    U WERE THINKING ABOUT UR GIRLFRIEND
    OR BETTER STILL U DIDNT WANT TO CUM ACROSS AS CHEAP!!
    buh dats was really funny :D

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  2. 20 years ko!!! ure 19 joH! lol...eH! free pussy! eWWwwwWW!!she did dat! AwwwWW!!! see where did u go sef dat u met a babe liek dat! SMH! LMAO! true @ oyin so which 1 was it? PS: u too ure bloggn lol! heehee

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  3. At least you said no! A lot of other guys would say oh yes lord!!!!

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  4. Pretty Funny Stuff!
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